Cold process retreading.

Buds Tires. I'm on vacation right now, but I'll be back soon.

Really, not that important.

Dodge.

When you use the American flag as a floor mat, the terrorists win.

Tire Humor.

Q: What do run flat tires and your grandmother have in common?

A: They both take a fuck of a lot of lube to get off.

Making and losing a fortune in the course of an afternoon.

Kia.

Your valve stem is, ahem, erect.

Nissan.

aRT.

BMW.

Haiku (2).

Mazda.

I thought it was because I was a cheap bastard.

Honda.

You do.

General Motors Corporation.

and inspected by 43.

Trailer.

Lit.

Oldsmobile.

Under tightening makes me feel like less of a man.

Nissan.

"Fred, with tyres."

Chevrolet.

Double-double, animal-style, add tomato, extra toast.

Trailer.

Shower the people you love with love, but please, remember to use the deadbolt.

Jeep.

Hell Money.

General Motors Corporation.

When called, it's your turn for service.

Toyota.

Kitty Pryde.

Kia.

Haiku (1).

Audi.

Jennifer, oh Jenny.

Jeep.